Interview:

Q: You're always kidding around. Are you just pushing for your own show?

A: I would like my own show, but not about woodworkin. I'd like a show about beer. I really really really love beer cause it tastes good and makes my head spin after eight or ten of 'em. I think Budweiser would sponsor my show and give me free beers, but I heard you can't drink real beer on TV, so you hafta drink what looks like beer but don't taste like no beer. Maybe if I drank Bud Lite it would count as not beer. 

Q: Do you and Paisha have a thing going?

A: Now don't you say nothin about stuff like that cause Paisha's boyfriend would kick me upside the head like a pig on a merry go round. I like Paisha cause she gots me this job and all, but sometimes I get embarrassed when she makes me get nakid and close my eyes for an hour while she cleans my thing with a special tool.

Q: How did you end up in a trailer park?

A: I ain't never had much of a home, bein that my momma had 17 children and we had a one room apartment above a bar what sold Budweiser. So I just looked for the cheapest place to live when I had to go out on my own at 9 years old and found this trailer that nobody lived in because the owner died and no one knows it yet.

Q: Do you have a favorite project?

A: Once upon a time Dougie did this one trailer that had a TV on the floor and he had me build chairs and a couch that were real low to the floor so the trailerowners could be closer down to where the TV was and watch it without twistin they necks all day and night when COPS is on. It was fun cause I used furniture from the Goodwill dumpster where I gets most of my stuff late at night.

Q: What's your favorite power tool?

A: I only got one power tool and that's this round saw that cuts wood real good and comes with free frisbees that you got to wear gloves to play with and duck when it comes at you like Lefty Jones didn't when we played once.

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