Interview:

Q: Does that say "kiss me" on your hands?

A: Yep! When I was in the penn, I got my cell mate to tattoo those words on my hands. It was supposed to say "kiss off" but my cell mate wasn't too smart. You can guess what the rest of my sentence was like with kiss me on my hands around all them there lesbians!

Q: You always seem so perky. Why?

A: My momma learned me that you should always look on the bright side of things, like if your shoe gets caught in one of them grates out front of WalMart, at least you're at WalMart where you can get new shoes! I always remember that so that I don't end up barefoot in the WalMart parking lot like that one time that I got a cigarette burn on the bottom of my foot that hurt like the dickens. What was the question again?

Q: How did you get this job?

A: They was doing additions one day out at the parking lot and I tried out and my man Billy Bob stood next to me with his shotgun and cheered me on but he didn't look too cheery looking at those judges with that mean face and all. Billy Bob is really a nice guy and he always says he's sorry after he sobers up and he sees my black eye. Sos the judges they liked my addition and they said I could be the hostess and they ain't never changed their mind or nothing.

Q: Tylerone says you make him do things under his workbench.

A: Why that little son of a b**** ain't supposed to say nothing to nobody! He is just a big fat liar and you shouldn't listen to him anyways.

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