Frankie
"Well, this here job of designin' is nothin but puttin the knick knacks in the right place and shinin the paneling."
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Paisha
"I am the boss of everyone on the show, my ol' man Billy Bob says so and he got a shotgun and he ain't ascared to use it on these folk."
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Jennie Vavoom
"I like Marlboros and men, but not necessarily in that order! I prefer to use dark paneling and decorate with lots of knick knacks and ash trays. Course the guys got to have an old reclinin chair!"
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Dougie
"I can make sconces and furniture out of anything. I usually use ashtrays, candy dishes and Bud cans, once I've drunk the Bud! My style is different than the others, more city-like, they say. I think it's cause I watch Dynasty reruns every day."
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Hildabell
"Shut up and leave me alone! I'm workin here, can't you tell, dumbass?"
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Vernon
"As the only Asian midget in the circus I was a star! After losing my leg in a tragic clown car accident I lost everything and ended up in this trailer park. Now I'm designing, though, and becoming a star again!"
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Loretta
"I look so innocent, but I can tell you you get me in your trailer to 'design' and I'll be designin you like you ain't never been designed before! Now get on your hands and knees and do as you're told!!!" 
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Amy Lynn
"I love wood. I can make wood paneling with only a tree, a hand saw and a rock. That's what I spend most of my time on -- wood paneling. I love it!"
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Tylerone
"Bein black in a trailer park ain't no fun. But Paisha said I was to be the other woodworker. She makes me do funny things under the workbench that make me feel funny down there."
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