Interview:

Q: You wear some pretty slinky outfits, like those leather pants you have on now. Is that to make an impression on TV?

A: Nah, I always wear what I had on from the club where I "dance" the night before a show to get some extra cash. This leather got me about two hundred bucks last night, and I still have to go to the bank to deposit all these one dollar bills.

Q: Is that a whip?

A: Oh yeah, baby, that's a whip. Now you better be nice to Mistress Loretta or you're gonna get what you deserve, you little piece of garbage!!!

Q: Yikes! What is your favorite material to work with?

A: I use leopard skin patterns whenever possible. Velvet is a nice material for painting, especially little doggies or anything to do with Elvis. I'd use leather more often, but the budget is only $50 so the only leather I can get at that price is actually beef jerky.

Q: Which designer do you consider the biggest competition for you?

A: Well, honey, it's not a competition! I mean, I'm definitely better than the other designers, but there's no winner. Vernon is second best in my opinion but all his wall decorations end up 3 feet off the floor! He's got a sweet compact little body, though, and he can take pain better than any of the other designers!

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