Interview:

Q: What did you do before this?

A: What else? I was a stripper a the Pole Palace. Did it 13 years till they fired me for accidentally smothering a customer in my boobs during a lap dance. How was I supposed to know he couldn't hold his breath for one damn song?

Q: You're extremely popular. What do you attribute that to?

A: I don't know what atriboot is but I know I'm popular with the guys. Most of the trailerowners that are guys flirt with me on the show and I flirt back to make them feel good. It drives their wives crazy, but I'm used to that, on account of the dancing.

Q: You've had some unusual hair styles. Why do you do that?

A: There's this nice little colored girl in our trailer park that does hair and I let her do my hair before the show. Sometimes she has a hard time because I get beer in my hair and I usually have a hangover from the night before and I yell at her to stop hurtin my head and all and she gets upset and makes my hair funny. But I give her a quarter each time so she is happy.

Q: Why did you decide to be a designer?

A: It's not like I got a college degree or nothin, so what can I do? I tried to be a waitress but the wives decided on the tips and they hated me cause their men flirted with me. So I had to do something easy. On this show I don't have to be a real designer, I just glue leaves and junk to paper and frame them and paint walls funny colors.

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