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Interview:

Q: You're married, but everyone thinks you're gay. What do you say to that?

A: I'm not gay. I'm ascared of gays!. I only sound gay because I was raised by my single mama and had 12 half-sisters. And you know I ain't gay because I married one of them sisters!

Q: Some people say your designs are too country. Do you agree?

A: There's no such thing and too country. What am I supposed to do in a trailer, install a fireplace from Europe or somethin? Don't be stupid.

Q: What kind of cigarette is that you always have in your mouth? It's about a foot long!

A: I roll my own cigarettes with tobacco my cousin JJ grows in his front yard. They are big because it's cheaper to use copy paper instead of rolling paper.

Q: That's an interesting beard. What's the story?

A: Well, I'm a Kentucky Colonel so I figured I'd grow a beard like the Colonel what makes that chicken.

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