Interview:

Q: You're Trading Trailer's least favorite designer with only 3% voting for you as their favorite. How do you feel about that?

A: It's not fair that you only asked people from the trailer park that I got kicked out of. I couldn't help it if I find dogs attractive and like to smell their butts, but they kicked me out like I was some kind of weirdo.

Q: How did you get design skills?

A: I was born with them. Yeah, my mama was a designer, sort of, cause she designed miniature ceramic English sheep dogs for a livin and my daddy, God rest his soul, was a designer on account of his designin stuff out of old hubcaps and hangin them around the trailer.

Q: Some women want to know - are you married?

A: I was once, but when I got kicked out of the trailer park my wife left me for the guy what cleans the carwash and gets all that free stuff that falls off cars. I tried that job but once a car came through with a dog in it and I jumped in and smelled it and got fired. I liked the job cause it gave me lots of free stuff to make sconces out of.

Q: What was your most creative project?

A: I had a trailer that had no sconces at all and I made 152 sconces out of Bud cans and raccoon teeth and stuck them on the walls and ceiling. Man, that trailer was bright. I could only do so many with a $50 budget or else I woulda done more. I also like the time I used window screen to make a separation between rooms. The trailerowners didn't like it though cause they said it looked trashy.

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