Some folks hav bin askin' fer me to say somthin' about mysef on the site, so hear goes...

This is me meetin' Vern, my favorit Tradin' Spaces deziner. I done told him 'bout Trading Trailers and he laffed like the funny little guy he is.

So now ya no what I look like. Ya kent really see my Bud belly much but its there, fer sure! I took my Nascar hat off, too. I shoulda shaved to meet Vern, but wat the hell. Its jest a days grothe anyways. Ya like my new teeth? Hear is a piktur of me in fruna my trailer. You kin see my Bud belly better here. Maybe I shoud change my shirt some time...

I aint gonna say much els 'cause there aint much else ta say! Hey, wife, git me a Bud! I'm tard from all this typin'!